Don't you hate having to find something clever to say about yourself? As a writer, you'd think words would come easily to me. Not when it comes to touting my own abilities. So a short and sweet bio would be, well, um, give me a minute. See, my problem is I never do anything short, and as for sweet, well, that'd be telling. But I'll give it a shot. I'm long-winded, aggressive, outgoing, charming as hell and have a BS degree. I like to take long walks down by the shore, listen to country music, drink wine - no, wait. That's the personal ad I'm writing. See? I told you I'm no good when it comes to talking about me. If you want to know more, what little there is to know, you can visit my website. Happy Reading!
